I don’t have a Valentine’s Day comic. I don’t think I’ve ever done one. There’s so much happening on Capitol Hill, I can’t focus on these menial days we’re coerced to recognize. I do hope I don’t go to sleep with this on my brain. I’ve been watching CNN the last 3 hours.
Speaking of brain, I had a dream a few days ago. I was in an emergency situation and found myself needing to make a call. From my pocket, I pulled out a chicken wing. I kid you not, this was my cell phone. I be darn if the darn thing wasn’t dry and I couldn’t dial out, folks. I woke up and asked myself, “What the hell?”
I’m starting to reckon that very question is getting asked around quite a bit these days.